cyrvyx (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} cyrvyx) wrote in basalisk, |
pigeon shit & more
Someone told me once in SF that they believed when bums die they turn into pigeons. Thus explaining the lack of dead bum bodies on the street and in alleys. This in turn also explained why you never see obituaries of these bums in the paper. I sense you doubt this but there is more proof!
When was the last time you saw a baby pigeon?!
In conclusion of this pointless story it also explained why the pigeons shit on all the nice cars.
Someone told me once in SF that they believed when bums die they turn into pigeons. Thus explaining the lack of dead bum bodies on the street and in alleys. This in turn also explained why you never see obituaries of these bums in the paper. I sense you doubt this but there is more proof!
When was the last time you saw a baby pigeon?!
In conclusion of this pointless story it also explained why the pigeons shit on all the nice cars.
